A heinous crime has been committed!
The tombstone of Elias Wessen, author of anything worth mentioning
within the field of decent linguistics, HAS BEEN ABDUCTED!!!!
This blasphemous deed has broken the hearts and crushed the spirits of
hosts of devoted and dedicated, and above all INNOCENT, scholars of
Nordic languages.
No group or individual has taken the blame yet, but rumour has it that
a recently retired Nordic Languages Professor might have taken it and
brought it home as a memento of his heyday in days of yore...
If you know the said professor and think you might have a chance to talk
him out of this atrocity, call him up!
The entire of community of caring and concerned Nordicists will be
eternally thankful!
Regretfully yours,
From Whom It May Concern